Not all memes are created equal. This is certain. This is known.

That's why every year we have our unpaid interns go around town in an unmarked van, forcibly abducting as many dank memes as we can and have them run through a Ninja Warrior-style obstacle course to compete for their freedom. Except here's the twist -- the most capable, most effective dank memes are the ones who stay. Those of lesser-dankness simply wake up on a random park bench somewhere in New York City.

The dank memes that remain are treated well and provided for, as long as they work to share their dankness with the rest of you, our patrons.